PRINCE George has declared his intention to become king as soon as possible and by any means necessary.
The third in line to the throne, who turned four this week, has warned he will remove any obstacle to his coronation and stressed that he is ‘not dicking about’.
Prince George said: “William’s a nice guy, sure, but he’s not built for this shit. I’m hungry. Catherine keeps trying to make me take naps, but I always say ‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead’.
“At the end of the day, I’m not here to make friends. Charlotte’s just lucky she’s younger than me.”
A Palace insider said: “I found another little wooden train from Harrod’s at the top of the stairs yesterday – that’s 18 this week. It’s just lucky the little prince hasn’t stood on any of them.
“Thankfully he’s not in the immediate vicinity when I or anyone else finds them.”