Queen very good at it, say experts

THE Queen is extremely good at being the Queen, it has been claimed. 

Experts on the monarchy agreed that Queen Elizabeth is undoubtedly the best queen Britain has had in the last 60 years, and in the top three for the whole 20th century. 

Historian Mary Fisher said: “Whether shaking hands with dignitaries, walking into a building or reading out a speech, the Queen gets it right every single time. 

“A moment imagining those duties in the hands of a less able monarch – punching dignitaries, walking into walls, reading speeches backwards – reinforces how lucky we are. 

“And, of course, she is only the latest in a hot streak of brilliant sovereigns. What fortune!” 

Roy Hobbs of Swindon said: “What about running two Queens concurrently – one in Scotland, one in England – and then we can decide which one is best and kill the other one?”