Sunday, 9th May 2021

Rebekah Vardy to reveal the agony Coleen Rooney put her through and how she may never recover, on ice

FAMOUSLY private person Rebekah Vardy is to haltingly reveal the terrible pain Coleen Rooney caused her and the scars she bears, in a spangly leotard, on ice. 

Vardy, a virtual recluse since Rooney’s vicious and unprovoked Twitter attack left her basically fighting for her life, will bravely step out into the light to perform on Dancing on Ice and discuss her devastation while performing a Biellmann spin with partner Hamish Gaman.

She said: “I don’t want publicity. I’m appearing on this show to clear my name.

“Unfortunately, there’s no public forum in Britain where my side of the story can be heard where I’m not wearing sequins and performing a playful yet witty routine to Elton John’s Crocodile Rock, so Dancing on Ice it is.

“I think when people see my tear-streaked face as I do a waltz jump and get awarded 7.4 by John Barrowman, they’ll finally understand that I was the wronged party in this whole affair.

“Meanwhile Coleen Rooney shuns all offers to appear on Sunday night ITV light entertainment. Which speaks volumes about the kind of person she is.”