Roswell author commemorated with special 'stash tin'

A SPECIAL alien-design ‘stash tin’ for drugs has been produce to commemorate the life of Roswell author Jesse Marcel Jr.

Manufacturer Tom Booker said: “The tin has a tasteful alien-head design and is finished to the highest possible standards you could expect for £4.99.

“It’s perfect for storing weed, skins and maybe a small pipe.”

He added: “Jesse may be gone but his message lives on in an array of cannabis paraphernalia.”

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Matt Damon to play Catwoman

MATT Damon will be Catwoman to Ben Affleck’s Batman, it has been confirmed.

Producers of the forthcoming Batman film believe the pair’s screen chemistry will sizzle in whip-heavy onscreen tussles.

A source said: “This is Matt and Ben behaving as you’ve always suspected they do in their leisure time.

“And it’s about time Catwoman was played by a short, thickset man.”