JAMES Corden has been told he cannot return to the UK because the country is full, it has emerged.
The Late Late Show host has been informed he will be unable to move back because there is physically not enough space and he could be a burden on public services.
Joseph Turner from Folkestone said: “My heart goes out to anyone trying to come over here and start a new life. However when it comes to Corden we need to get tough on immigration.
“We’re packed in like sardines already. Well, I’m so not, there’s loads of space round here. I’m just thinking of the impact of an influx of Cordens on other places. And how can we be sure he’ll integrate into the British way of life?
“If we let Corden in then we might have to boot out a tax-paying family who didn’t inflict Carpool Karaoke on the world. Which I think you’d agree is pretty unfair.”
Dover resident Mary Fisher said: “I know we’ve given Priti Patel flak over the years, but if she can prevent James Corden from setting foot on British soil then I think the public would be willing to wipe the slate clean.
“If he somehow got in then everyone would flock to the beaches in a chaotic exodus. It would be like Dunkirk in reverse.”
In between deafening bursts of irritating laughter, Corden said: “I’m originally from the UK, so I know it’s full. Full of people who love me, right? Right?”