THE stars of Mrs Brown’s Boys are accumulating as much money as possible before their audience sobers up and realises the show is an abomination.
It has emerged that three stars of the BBC sitcom have used an offshore tax-avoidance scheme to hoard £2m in the knowledge they will eventually have to flee to the Caribbean, or be set upon by the millions of angry licence payers who watched the show because they were too drunk to find the remote control.
A BBC spokesman said: “Britain’s ever-growing alcohol dependency has allowed us to churn out some absolutely horrific stuff.
“The cast pleaded with us to let them do something of real quality, but we assured them it would be a complete waste of time.
“Fair play to them if they want to take advantage of this, but the day of reckoning will come if you all finally stop drinking.”
The spokesman added: “The Blue Planet is just some puppets in a fish tank.”