AMERICANS have begged England to stop sending them smug, fat-faced English television presenters.
Viewers who had returned to their televisions after Piers Morgan was sacked, say James Corden’s late-night chat show is like being shot in the leg.
Wayne Hayes, of Phoenix, Arizona, said: “The wobbling jowls, the crooked teeth, that indefinable but repugnant smugness. I dared to believe it was over.
“They told us Morgan was loved in his native land, which turned out to be an exact inversion of the truth, and now you’re doing it again?
“If I’m going to watch pale, sweaty, giant-faced men I would like those men to be Americans.”
Following the appointment of Corden, the CBS network is set to replace talk show host David Letterman with West Ham manager Sam Allardyce.