KATE Middleton will rekindle her relationship with Prince William if she gets her own underpants drawer at Clarence House, the Daily Mash has learned.
Friends of Middleton say she wants a real commitment from the Prince and a drawer for her dainties, delicates and sleeping-in t-shirts would be an important first step.
"William has dozens of drawers and not once in three years did he offer even half of one of them to Kate," said a close friend.
"Seriously, you should see his dressing room. You need a step ladder to reach the drawers right at the top.
"That's probably where he puts things he doesn't wear very much. I think Kate would want a drawer much closer to the floor.
"It doesn't have to be huge. It's not like she'll be keeping jumpers there. Just big enough for a couple of bras, some panties, a few t-shirts and her saddle."
The friend added: "She also wants William to be more generous with his time. Which means oral. Lots and lots of oral."