BRITONS have confirmed that they have no interest in touching the royal family.
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Four-year-olds and forty-year-olds so excited about getting bikes for Christmas
PRE-SCHOOL children and men in midlife crisis are unable to stop talking about the bikes they are getting for Christmas.
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