BRITONS have confirmed that they have no interest in touching the royal family.
After US basketball player LeBron James was accused of breaking protocol by touching Kate Middleton’s shoulders, everyone in Britain confirmed there was no need for such rules.
Mother-of-two Emma Bradford said: “I don’t go around touching strangers, especially if they look like Prince Philip.
“And if any of them, including the queen, touches me I will punch them in the face.”
Engineer Roy Hobbs said: “I would probably touch Prince Andrew because he looks soft and plump, like a big cushion.”