What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?
WITH Love Island at an end, ITV2 desperately needs more programmes that aren’t repeats of Family Guy. So what’s coming up next?
Shag My Mum
20-somethings compete to sleep with each other’s mums in a Travelodge near Bracknell that has been renamed ‘the Sex Hut’. Preview described by Sun TV critic Ally Ross as “the day morality died”.
Ibiza Hamster Ball Plastic Shape Hunters
Attractive people in swimwear traverse the island of Ibiza in giant hamster balls looking for plastic shapes while Caroline Flack excitedly screams things like “Jayda and Nez have found a triangle!”
Historically themed show in which 20-somethings in skimpy togas attempt to shag each other on Mykonos under the watchful eye of Plato (Vernon Kay).
Get Your Hole
Set for record viewing figures because of the suggestive title, ‘the Hole’ is actually just a room with some booze in it where David Baddiel and Danny Dyer sit talking about football statistics and speed cameras.
Keith Lemon’s Celebrity Wank Box
20-somethings attempt to guess which celebrity is masturbating inside a crate with only the help of a thermal imaging camera. Will it be David Walliams, Emma Bunton or Flavor Flav? Only ITV2 viewers will find out!