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Why not spend Christmas with Britain's most hated celebrities?

EVER wanted to know what Britain’s most loathsome celebrity tossers do for Christmas? Here the egotistical f**kers reveal how they’ll be celebrating in their unjustly luxurious homes.

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Who's more popular, nurses and ambulance drivers or your Tory government mates? By Steve Barclay

YESTERDAY I accused striking NHS staff of consciously choosing to inflict harm on patients. I’m here to tell you why it was definitely a foolproof way of getting people to vote Tory again.

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