BRITAIN and Bhutan have moved back from the brink of war after a visit by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
The two countries were poised to begin a bloody conflict at midnight, but a fragile peace has been declared after Kate arrived in the tiny mountainous country wearing a lovely purple dress.
A Foreign Office spokesman said: “ Without the Royal Family Britain would be in a constant state of war.
“These visits help other nations realise that Britain is both immensely powerful and incredibly lovely.”
The spokesman added: “The Duchess’s wardrobe is the most vital element of Britain’s defence capability.”
After their visit to Bhutan, the Royal couple will prevent a war with the dangerous Caribbean island of Mustique.