A MAN in a cafe has plugged in his computer and various items of kitchen equipment, it has emerged.
Laptop worker Tom Booker decided that he might want a hot drink or some toast while seated at the table he treats as his private office.
He said: “I like to keep working throughout lunchtime, with my stuff spread out in a passive aggressive manner so that nobody can share the table.
“But of course I don’t want to buy anything, and the cafe owners selfishly do not provide customers with complementary tea-making facilities, so I’ve had to bring a toaster and kettle.
“Some people gave me funny looks but I’ve brought my own teabags so they can fuck off.
“Tomorrow I might bring a microwave but they’re quite heavy to carry.”
He added: “It’s people like me that give this place its fun, silent vibe.”
