Bathroom spider breaks unspoken agreement to remain in exact same spot

A SPIDER has broken an unspoken agreement to remain in the same highly visible spot in the bathroom.

Spider Nikki Hollis and homeowner Tom Logan had an unofficial pact that she would not be thrown out of the window if she stayed perfectly visible down the side of the toilet at all times.

Logan said: “I didn’t really want the hassle of catching her and I thought she understood this without the need for an official meeting.

“The cornerstone of spider-human relations is that they can be in the bathroom but they cannot ever move, or at least if they do they must be back in the same place before you wake up.

“Now I don’t know where the fuck she is and I’m a lot more scared than I would have been if I’d just caught her in a Tupperware container last night.

“She’ll probably be on my face tonight while I’m asleep, laying spider eggs in my hair.”

Nikki Hollis said: “Actually I’ll be in the shower curtain later, ready to pounce.”