Britain hit by entirely typical weather
BRITAIN will experience a lot of rain over the next few weeks because that is what happens at this time of year.
Meteorologists believe that summer, a spell of wet days commonly defined as a season, will be more or less exactly what you would expect.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “The amount of water on the ground will increase significantly and some places may experience far too much water.
“People who live in low lying areas may have quite a lot of water in their living rooms.
“The transport system will be disrupted.
“Because it’s summer.”
He added: “There’s a high probability that this will be followed by another sudden, weather-related phenomenon known as autumn.”
Housewife Nikki Hollis said: “In case of floods, buy a step ladder, meanwhile carry an umbrella, wear a hat, or just stay inside.”