BRITAIN’S butterflies are being hunted for their valuable antennae.
Their antennae are being processed into a powder called ‘Butter Bone’ which is claimed to prolong erections. Several species are now facing extinction.
Hunter Tom Logan was unrepentant: “The other thing about butterflies is they’re small, you can mount loads of them on shields over your door. One rhino head takes up an entire wall.”
He added: “Any butterflies planning to disguise themselves as moths better watch out because we carry torches and can spot you at 20 paces.”