Cat desperately searching for penis

A CAT has not seen his penis for three weeks, it has emerged.

Long-haired black and white cat Tom Logan’s tiny, strange reproductive organ appeared briefly at the end of last month, before retreating back into his thick coat.

Despite extensive grooming, Logan has since been unable to locate his penis.

Logan said: “I know it’s in there somewhere, or at least I pray it is.

“I’ve spent days licking the exact spot where it last appeared and no joy. Maybe a witch has put a curse on me or something?

“This is a nightmare. I just want to know I am still male.”

Chaffinch Wayne Hayes said: “This is one time when I can empathise with a cat.

“Having a penis that is invisible most of the time really weighs on your mind.”