Christmas f**king with bin day again

CHRISTMAS is once again messing up important occasions like bin day.

Christmas, an annual festival enjoyed by many, has long been opposed by ordinary working people sick of the “absolute havoc” it causes to their refuse collection.

Stephen Malley of Mansfield said: “Friday is bin day.

“That’s how it’s always been and I don’t see why it should have to move around just because of some religious thing.

“We have trouble getting all the rubbish in every fortnight as it is. I’m sorry, but if Christmas is going to cause this kind of trouble every year then maybe we should think about not having it at all.”

Neighbour Roy Hobbs added: “And they mess it up again the week after just so they can change the number on the year, when there’s actually nothing up with the old one.

“I pay my council tax.”

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Coughing during sex is fine, claim smokers

PAUSING during sex to have a lengthy coughing fit is fine, according to smokers.

Researchers found that over 80 per cent of smokers have to stop during sexual intercourse to clear their chests.

45-year-old smoker Mark Irwin said: “My wife doesn’t mind, it’s almost like an extension of foreplay.

“I sit on the edge of the bed, have a good old cough and perhaps a drink of water. Then romance is resumed. I don’t think it spoils the mood.

He added: “After sex I generally have a cigarette, it’s almost the best bit.”