Massive cat responds to shooing with icy glare
A HUGE cat has responded to attempts to evict it from a garden with cold indifference.
Householder Tom Booker said: “I was looking out of the window when I saw this thing like a furry boulder drop over the fence. This cat was the size of a young deer.
“I could see it was, in a leisurely manner, preparing to defecate so I ran out shouting.
“It just looked at me like it didn’t give a fuck. No, not ‘like it didn’t give a fuck’ – it categorically didn’t give a fuck.
“I considered how, although I am bigger than it, it probably has fights every day.
“I just went back into the house and tried to forget about it.”