RECORD numbers of Britons are passionately pretending to have marched against climate change.
43-year-old Wayne Hayes said: “I’m not the sort of person to be put off by bad weather or a nagging hangover, which is why I definitely took to the streets and followed the route from the place where it started to the place where it ended.
“It’s hard to highlight any best bits, it was all really good. Probably the atmosphere, that was pretty great.”
Organisers estimate that as many as five million people have made up some vague bullshit march anecdotes.
Office worker Stephen Malley said: “The really important thing is that we all back each other up.
“I’ve been on a march before so I’m just telling everyone that there were lots of samba drummers, a giant puppet of Osborne with devil horns and gangs of stern-faced pensioners aggressively handing out leaflets promoting their own, largely unrelated causes.
“Also it’s good to say ‘I don’t consider myself an activist but it’s just something I’m really passionate about’.”
