A MAN extremely irate about climate protesters blocking roads just shrugs when flash floods do it instead.
Nathan Muir lives in Yorkshire where floods are now a regular occurrence, but nonetheless focuses his outrage on dirty hippy protesters in London who do not have the first clue about how the world works.
He said: “A flood is an act of nature. A trust-fund crusty in a tie-dye poncho playing with a diablo in the middle of Tower Bridge is not.
“What do you mean, the floods are man-made? I saw three inches of rain in 20 minutes falling out of the sky myself. That’s an act of God.
“There’s nothing you can do about that and no point trying. Unlike these scruffy herberts who should be locked up and forced to learn about what matters, like the economy and being late for work.”
Girlfriend Lucy Parry said: “Nathan goes on long, furious rants about Extinction Rebellion blocking ambulances. However if flash flooding stops on he’s delighted he can work from home.
“He doesn’t give a shit about ambulances. He just thinks XR are annoying. Which they are.”