AN aggressive-looking dog has dismissed its owner’s claims that it would never bite anyone.
Stocky, big-headed dog Bronco is often described by owner Tom Logan as ‘soft as anything’ and ‘like a big puppy’.
However Bronco said: “Pretty much every time I meet a person, I find myself thinking about locking my huge jaws around their leg.
“Would I do it? I don’t know. I guess I’m what you’d call unpredictable.
“In fact I had a moderately serious dust-up with a boxer in the park last month.
“Tom seems to have conveniently airbrushed that from his memory.
“He is a rather irresponsible owner.”
Tom Logan said: “He can look a bit scary, particularly when he’s growling and going completely mental with slobber flying everywhere, but he’s just a pussycat really.”
Bronco said: “Tom needs to start telling people to stay the fuck away from me.
“Especially people wearing hats. I really am not into people wearing hats.
“They make their heads look a weird shape which scares me and makes me uncontrollable.”