BRITAIN’S coastal waters are being invaded by sea-dwelling creatures.
Sightings of jellyfish, dolphins and other forms of marine life may be evidence that UK waters are a destination for species adapted to travel through water.
Office worker Tom Logan said: “I was paddling in the sea when I realised it was full of little fish, fucking loads of them just swimming around.
“There was a small armoured thing too, with little claw-like hands that you might call ‘grabbers’, and something shaped like a star. I got out as fast as I could.
“I thought the sea was supposed to be a safe, empty place.”
Project manager Norman Steele found a jelly-like thing in a rock pool: “Thinking it was delicious lemon jelly from someone’s picnic I picked it up and had a bite, at which point my head swelled up very considerably and my airways became blocked.
“I just don’t understand how it got here. Maybe it escaped from a millionaire’s petting zoo?”
Britons have also reported seeing ‘water labradors’, thought to be seals, and ‘sea goblins’, which could be any sort of fish.