FLY Rob Hobbs is struggling to think logically after becoming trapped in a house.‘I’m not going to lose it this time’
Fortnight-old insect Hobbs found himself a prisoner in a bedroom after being unable to recall how he entered the building.
He said: Be cool. Be cool. We can work this out.
The worst thing I could do right now is fly frenziedly around, crashing into windows and walls.
“I could damage my wings, or even crush my entire head, and then where would I be.”
Hobbs then careered around the room in crazed diagonal patterns as he grappled to regain self-control.
Somewhere there is going to be an open window. Just need to stay focused.
I need to get out of here, my life spans probably only another couple of days. No insect wants to die inside.
Its going to be fine.
Shit its not though, is it?”