TREES have reverted to being malevolent skeletal shadows looming in your peripheral vision.So hungry
Deciduous trees including the oak, ash and willow which have been pleasantly green and friendly since the spring are now reaching out their grasping bony fingers to tap on your window in the middle of the night.
Teacher Stephen Malley said: Their shadows loom on my bedroom wall, ominous and threatening.
They scrape the car as I drive by, the wind in their fallen leaves whispering Well get you next time.
Im powerless to stop them, because we live in a smokeless zone.
Maple tree Emma Bradford said: I used to be a witch, but I had a spell cast on me by a rival witch and now only human blood can return me to my former body. Same with most trees.
In the winter we are actually reaching for your hair and your bag when you walk by, trying to grab you and crush you with our powerful wooden limbs.
But when the weather’s nice we just stand around looking appealing.
“Well be alright again by May.