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Wild mushrooms hoping for bumper vomit crop

THE 2014 fungi crop is hoping to induce more cases of projectile vomiting after a disappointing 2013.

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100 per cent of slaves in full employment

SLAVES across the world are fully employed for the 4,600th year since records began.

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