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Penis pasta 'a potent aphrodisiac'

SCIENTISTS have discovered consuming pasta shaped like the male genitalia heightens sexual desire and boosts bedroom performance by 150 per cent. 

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Eating a donut in Sainsbury's toilets so the kids don't see, and other pathetic dad wins

FATHERHOOD is the most important experience a man will have in his life, apart from 100 per centing GTAV, but it can be harrowing. These men scored small, humiliating victories: 

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