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Pizza delivery man quits after ten years without shagging one single customer

A PIZZA delivery man has finally quit his job after not having sex with a single customer during his decade-long career.

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The working-class guide to middle-class people

YOU’VE been forced to interact with one of the middle-classes. But who are they? What do they want? Was that thing they said meant to be funny? Use this guide: 

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