A MAN asked by his girlfriend if he was hungry has failed to give the right answer, leaving her unable to get a snack without looking like a greedy bitch.
Lucy Parry, aged 26, made the inquiry of boyfriend Ryan Whittaker in expectation he would say yes so she could bring food and eat most of it.
But instead he rebuffed her advances, selfishly listening only to his own stomach, meaning Lucy is unable to get a packet of salt and vinegar McCoys that is only yards away.
She said: “He knows what ‘are you hungry’ means. Just like he knows what ‘fancy a drink’ on a worknight and ‘are you asleep?’ in bed mean. He chose not to.
“I’m not asking him to lie. There are a wide range of responses. Anything from ‘I could eat’ to ‘what you thinking?’ would have been acceptable. But he went ‘nah’ and stared at his phone. The inhumanity.
“What choice have I got now? But to forego the Haribo for an endless 20 minutes before I finally expire? Perhaps if I catch his eye as I’m blacking out, he’ll agree to split some chips with me.”
Ryan said: “Why does she need me to eat? If I’m hungry, I simply order a pizza, wings, fries, onion rings, garlic bread, and doughnuts, and eat crisps until they arrive.”