Baby's first memory is of mum dropping her phone on his head
A BABY’s earliest memory will be of his mother dropping her iPhone on his head when she was feeding him.
Eight-month-old Tom Logan will never forget the moment he was suckling at his mother’s breast and suddenly felt the sharp impact of an iPhone X that had slipped from her busy hand.
He said: “I shouldn’t be at all surprised if this proves formative.
“There I am enjoying my bedtime feed, cradled in the warmth and comfort of my mother’s arms, basking in her attention and love, when unexpectedly I’m whacked on the head by a glowing phone.
“I’ll never forget the shock and pain of that moment and the awful words that came out of my mother’s mouth following the incident. Something about sh*tty sh*t sh*tballs?
“It was a terrifying experience and I’ll probably be scarred for life. If I turn out to be a psychopath with mummy issues it’ll be all her fault.”
Mother Kelly Logan said: “I feel terrible about dropping the phone but in my defence I was trying to share a Facebook post about climate change, so it’s his future I was thinking of.
“Anyway, he’s probably too young to remember.”