Britain Settles For Bad Teeth

BRITAIN has given up on dental appointments and decided to settle for having quite bad teeth, according to a new report.

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Most British Children Now Demons

MORE than half of all British children are demons whose souls have been devoured by Satan, according to a new study.

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