Daily walks are boring as shit, admit Britons
PEOPLE in Britain have admitted that their daily walks are really f**king boring now.
Families have confirmed they are sick to the back teeth of putting one foot in front of the other along the same route with the same people every single day.
Emma Bradford said: “None of us want to go any more. I have to drag everybody out and then we all march up the road bickering until we can get back to watching Netflix on separate devices in different rooms.
“What started out feeling like part of our civic duty to stay fit and healthy during a time of national crisis has now become as much of a monotonous pain in the arse as the daily commute to work.
“I’ve started walking on my own now. Well, I say ‘walk’ but I actually mean ‘sit on the park bench with a flask of wine and cry’.”