PREGNANT women in the US have been advised that instead of taking dangerous, untested paracetamol, they should turn to harmless tobacco.
President Trump and his health secretary Robert Kennedy yesterday advised women that autism was all their fault for being weak, and next time they suffered headaches they should shun Tylenol in favour of a relaxing Marlboro.
Kennedy explained: “Men smoke and they don’t have autism or any other mental conditions causing fixation or delusions. Just look at me.
“So next time you’re pregnant, which as our blessed brother in Christ Charlie Kirk testified should be no more than three months after the last time, and get a headache don’t take a drug. Give nature’s cure a chance.
“Step out on the back porch, sit in the rocker and light up a cigarette made by a great American company unfairly attacked by know-nothing health zealots, idiots who haven’t done their own independent research. I despise them.
“Inhale, blow out that smoke, and feel all your worries dissipate onto the wind. You don’t need pain relief and shall not be allowed it in future. You’re a woman.”
He added: “Don’t think this gets vaccines off the hook, or 5G, or the 1964 Civil Rights Act. They still cause autism too.”
