‘PUBS are closing all around us, NHS is struggling, country walks our only recreation, happy lockdown everyone.’ And other festive favourites rewritten:
‘It’s beginning to look a lot like lockdown,
Lockdown time is here,
Just look at the infection rate, it’s heading to one point eight,
With masks in shops and booster shots and fear’
‘Last Christmas, we all stayed indoors,
And for the next three months cause we had no choice,
This year, a new variant’s here,
And we’re back on that same f**king bullshit’
‘I don’t want a lot for Christmas, just to see my f**king mum,
I don’t need that much for Christmas, just not to be on my own,
Just to not spend it alone,
In my flat cooking for one,
Gonna spend it pissed,
My second lockdown Christmas, it’s shit’
‘It’s the most wonderful time of the year,
The prime minister lying and everyone dying and living in fear,
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!’
‘You’d better watch out, you’d better beware,
You’re not protected by Astra-Zeneca,
Omicron is coming to town’
‘It was Christmas evening,
Under lockdown,
The PM promised me,
Wouldn’t be another one,
But he’s a lying twat,
And he’ll soon get the sack,
And we’ll have better times,
Under Rishi Sunak.’
