A MAN who believes the science does not support abandoning Covid restructions from Monday has plans every night next week.
Tom Booker has looked at forecast case numbers and the efficacy of vaccines and says the NHS will be under serious strain by no later than August 20th, when he will be coming back from a fortnight in Gozo.
He said: “The government is making a terrible mistake, and it’s one I’m taking full advantage of.
“Monday I’m maskless in the pub, Tuesday I’m maskless in the cinema, Wednesday there’s a barbecue round at Steve’s with all the lads from football. It’s fine, we’re jabbed, mostly.
“Thursday it’s lamb tagine, boardgames and a few lines of coke at Bella’s, then Friday I’m going on a proper night. Bars, clubbing, shots, all back to some rando’s. But like I say the government’s being irresponsible by gambling on herd immunity and it won’t work.
“Then Saturday apparently there’s going to be a surprise gig down the Feathers. We’ll all be rammed in and cheering at what quite frankly is a superspreader event that will hasten the next lockdown.”
He added: “I could stay in being safe like last summer. But it’ll happen anyway, so why should I be the sensible dick?”