MILLIONS of people are earning second incomes by turning their bodies into 24-hour mucus production facilities.
A simple non-invasive procedure transforms the nose and throat into thriving mucus factories which work whether you are at home, at work, awake or asleep.
Helen Fisher of Leicester said: “From first thing in the morning, when I cough up patties of fluorescent green phlegm, right through the day when I fill tissue after tissue, my body’s working overtime while I sit back.
“Certainly there are unpleasant side effects like fever, exhaustion and a constant buzzing in the head but it’s well worth it for that second wage.”
Dr Mary Fisher said: “Becoming a mucus farm is so easy you won’t even know it’s happened until that sweet, sweet mucus starts to come.”
Nobody is quite sure what the mucus is used for but providers are confident it is not unpleasant.