Wednesday, 12th August 2020

Parents try to work out which a*sehole kid started sick bug

PARENTS of children who have been vomiting all night are pointlessly trying to work out who is to blame.

Angry mums and dads have spent an entire morning trying to identify which child and their scumbag parents violated the 48-hour incubation rule. 

Mum-of-two Emma Bradford said: "My money is on that little boy in year three who started the nit outbreak last month.

“Although apparently Kelly Hollis from reception never washes her hands after she’s been to the toilet so it could be her. I have no evidence of this but I do need someone to blame. 

“Whoever is responsible for this outbreak needs to take a long, hard look at themselves. I was supposed to be going to the pub quiz tonight but now I'll be catching child puke in a bowl.

“I’m sending my kids to school in hazmat suits next week.”