Parents urged to stop wasting nice food on crap children

PARENTS have been urged to stop wasting healthy, home-cooked food on their dreadful children.

Studies show that more than 300 million freshly-made delicious family dinners are thrown away every year due to kids being dicks.

Mother of three, Sally Howard, said: “I spent three hours on an organic chicken casserole with seasonal roasted vegetables, done to perfection. My kids looked at it as if it was a dead sparrow and then looked at me like I was some kind of arsehole.

“So fuck it. Just give them all the shit that they actually want to eat and then you can have a proper meal, like a Chinese.

“My four-year-old’s having a jam sandwich for Sunday dinner.”