Someone on Facebook has been for a run

SOMEONE on Facebook has been for a big run while you were lying in bed, it has been confirmed.

It is understood they initially did not want to get up for the run, but it was ‘worth it’ because they are now ‘very proud’.

The run was preceded by a breakfast consisting of ‘carbs’ which are ‘really important’ for someone going on a big run.

It has been confirmed the run is part of some ‘training’ which may or may not culminate in the person on Facebook taking part in an even bigger run with lots of other people.

Meanwhile, people on Facebook who stayed in bed until 11am have decided not to announce that to as many humans as possible.

The big run will be eclipsed at 4pm today when someone else on Facebook reveals they spent the afternoon going up a hill on a very expensive bicycle.