Tonight the perfect night to do E, confirm doctors

DOCTORS have recommended dropping ecstasy this evening to leave yourself plenty of time for a leisurely recovery.

Dr Mary Fisher said: “More than 28,000 workdays are lost every year to MDMA recovery, which takes a £3 billion bite out of the UK economy.

“If you’re an ecstasy user – and let’s face it, we all like one every now and again – then the responsible time to drop is this evening, writing off tomorrow and giving yourself Sunday and Monday to replenish your serotonin.

“I know it’s tempting to make tonight a boozy one and wait until Saturday to get mashed off your tits, but when you’re in a bad mood on Tuesday it’s your co-workers who’ll pay the price.”

She added: “Cocaine, of course, is fine for a Saturday night. It hardly does anything anyway.”