Sunday, 1st November 2020

Woman on juice diet blends entire Brie

A WOMAN on a health kick has supplemented her juice diet by blending an entire Brie, along with two packets of Wotsits and some ham.

Working on the rule that if it is liquid, it is allowed, Carolyn Ryan also enlivened a ‘spinach energiser’ drink by packing her Nutribullet with profiteroles, cake mix and beef dripping.

Ryan said: “Instead of adding protein powder to my spirulina shake, I added a lasagne. Does exactly the same job and doesn’t taste like weeds.

“If you want it to retain the look of a green juice, just add a few shots of absinthe. It gives you a bit of a hangover but I shake that off by blending up three bacon sandwiches when I wake up the next morning.”

Ryan has gained two stones since starting her regime but puts that down to her body “adjusting to the detox process” and definitely not the 12 liquidised Jaffa Cakes she calls a “Citrus Spritz”.