Wednesday, 30th September 2020

Woman using homeopathy to treat coronavirus thinks vaccines are dangerous

A WOMAN using homeopathy to treat the coronavirus she has caught is glad she was not vaccinated against it because it might be dangerous.

Alternative therapist Francesca Johnson has also been using healing crystals and meditation to fight off a disease that has killed almost a million people because she thinks Western medicine is a ‘scam’.

Johnson said: “All those people wouldn’t be in intensive care if they’d tried alternative therapies. It’s probably taking paracetamol that put them there, not Covid.

“I made my remedy by coughing in a jar of water then took a drop and diluted it again 200 times. It took ages but that’s one hell of a powerful homeopathic Covid cure.

“Homeopathic water and some Ayurvedic herbs is all I’ve taken. Admittedly I do feel dangerously unwell, but that’s only because my chakras aren’t properly aligned yet. I’ve got some breathing exercises for that.

“No, I definitely won’t be having a vaccination when they find one. It’s very dangerous and could kill you. There are no such risks with unproven quack remedies from the 18th century.”

Johnson’s boyfriend Steve said: “I’m just waiting until she’s so incapacitated that I can call a proper doctor.”