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Women To Force Hat-Stand Into Anus Of Male Midwife

THE senior male midwife who criticised child-birth painkillers will today have a hat-stand forced into his anus, women have promised.

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Test Matches Stupid

TEST match cricket was declared stupid last night after England drew with Australia despite being much, much worse at cricket than them.

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