0% of US voters have a problem with Obama being black

ABSOLUTELY no Americans, least of all Republicans, have a problem with President Obama’s skin colour. 

Republican voter Tom Booker confirmed that although Obama’s last election victory represented a black day for America, his antipathy was not at all connected with race.

“I find Obama’s Presidential style niggardly and his treatment of those not part of his own people, his tribe, so to speak, to be truly savage. But this has nothing whatsoever to do with his being black, or, as I believe it is more correct to say, African-American.”

Neo-conservative blogger Tom Booker concurred: “As the Reverend Martin Luther King said, we should judge a man by the content of his character – which in his case just happens to be uppity.”



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Miliband calls for 'living wage' nobody will earn

THE minimum wage may as well be raised to £7.20 while nobody has a job, according to Labour.

Ed Miliband said: “While we’re at it we can insist that everyone gets 28 weeks holiday a year and as many wank breaks as they like, for all the difference it will make.”

The two Miliband brothers fused into an eight foot Megaband to announce their irrelevant plan.

The Megaband is an unstable state for the brothers to be in and is only used by Labour when they have something very important to announce or need something getting from out of the loft.