Airbnb ‘best way to have sex in a stranger’s house’

AIRBNB has been confirmed as the best and most legal way couples can have sex in a stranger’s house.

The website, which allows people to rent a property that is always 20 per cent less nice than it looked in the pictures, beat off competition from a work colleague’s house party and show homes when the estate agent has to use the bathroom.

Sexual intercourse fan Donna Sheridan said: “In the past we had to break into a neighbour’s place when we wanted to have sex in an unknown house. But with Airbnb we can just book it online and then be at it in an hour.

“I find being surrounded by a stranger’s collection of mediocre spy paperbacks and framed photos of them up a mountain on some sort of trek very arousing.”

Airbnb user Martin Bishop said: “When I stay in an Airbnb I have to have sex on every available surface, like an animal marking its territory.

“The worst bit is meeting the host, and they’re helpfully showing you where the local museums and nice restaurants are on a little map but you just want them to go so you can start rutting like a beast.”