Thursday, 15th April 2021

All this fuss over one dickhead

THE world cannot believe that all this fuss is being caused over one mumbling, egotistical, incoherent dickhead. 

The US Capitol was stormed by rioting protesters yesterday with American democracy facing its greatest threat for more than 100 years, all for a former reality TV star with delusions of superiority. 

Ryan Whittaker of Manchester said: “Seriously? There are people advocating violent overthrow of the United States government for a man who was on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner at WrestleMania 23? 

“Yes, he did tell a gang of armed insurrectionists to walk down to the Capitol with him yesterday, but only after he’d boasted about how much Oprah used to like him for five minutes. Worth it?” 

Grace Wood-Morris of Dublin agreed: “This f**king goggle-eyed clown? Okay I get it, you’re right-wing, you’re angry, you like pointing guns. But couldn’t you find anyone better? 

“Guys. A soft-handed whining septuagenarian millionaire obsessed with his TV ratings is not the leader you’ve been waiting for. Man. Now I understand why Germany ended up with that prick Hitler.” 

Trump supporter Jack Browne said: “You’re wrong. He’s a strong, virile genius of a leader who’s always two steps ahead. Oh God, he’s a dickhead isn’t he?”