‘Am I a bellend like that?’ asks horrified Trump

A SHAKEN President Trump has asked aides if he resembles Kanye West after the egomaniac rapper visited the Oval Office.

After seeing the shocked and contemptuous reaction to West’s bizarre monologue about “feeling like Superman” the president realised that was exactly how audiences react to him.

Trump said: “When I saw that man with his self-satisfied, hamster-cheeked face under his red MAGA hat relentlessly spouting bullshit it was like looking in a mirror.

“I tried to listen but all I could think was ‘That’s not true’ and ‘This guy does not know what the hell he’s talking about’. Then a terrible thought occurred – is that me?

“This is a wake-up call. If you realise you’re an even bigger asshole than Kanye West there’s something seriously wrong with your life.

“Sometimes when you’re a colossal dickhead it takes an even bigger dickhead to snap you out of it. I’m sorry, okay? I can change. I don’t have to be another Kanye.”

West said: “I thought it went pretty well.”