A HOLIDAYING couple are trying to shake off the Camerons.
43-year-old Roy Hobbs and his wife Pat met ‘David and Samantha’ two nights ago in one of Portugal’s more upmarket seafood restaurants.
Hobbs said: “We just thought they were a pleasant, slightly weird, posh couple. They’re staying near us, albeit in a bigger and more expensive place.
“When the husband, David, declined to tip because of the waiter having ‘starey eyes’, it hit me. Shit, shit, shit – it’s Camerons!
“Now they won’t fucking leave us alone.
“It’s the worst thing that’s happened to me on holiday since I got stung by a hornet.
“First they suggested going for cocktails, fair enough. Then it was breakfast – bit odd.
“Conversation was running dry by that point due to me being a plumber and not knowing any owners of countries.
“He started bragging a bit, saying ‘Which politicians do you like – because I’ve met them all.’ Whatever mate.
“My wife’s just got a text asking us if we want to meet for lunch ‘at this sweet little lamb place’.
“I might pretend to have the shits.”