Davis trying to sneak old Ford Fiesta he can’t shift into Brexit deal 

DAVID Davis has tried to sneak a number of things he has been trying to sell online into the Brexit deal, it has been confirmed.

European officials noticed the Brexit secretary was willing to compromise on allowing EU citizens to stay in Britain as long as the EU bought his 2003 red Ford Fiesta for £500.

EU chief negotiator Michel Barnier said: “£500 for a 14 year old Ford Fiesta? He’s even more delusional than we thought.

“He wouldn’t even tell us what the mileage was on it. And I had a look at the photos – he hasn’t even hoovered it. Shoddy.”

Other items include a badly scratched copy of Hunky Dory on vinyl, a chest of drawers with ‘Van Halen’ carved on the top and one of those wide-screen TV’s with the big back that you cannot even give away.

Davis added: “I’m just trying to get the best deal possible for Britain and see if I can make a few quid on the side.”