ADORABLE scallywag Prince George has been melting hearts in Canada by threatening to execute everyone.
The cheeky-but-delightful tyke raised a few smiles on his family’s tour of the country when he reminded Canada’s prime minister that his life was essentially worthless.
Refusing to high-five Justin Trudeau, the funny little prince said: “Touch me and my men will have your head.
“They’ll put it on a spike outside granny’s house and jackdaws will peck at it. Meanwhile your lifeless torso will be tossed into a quarry.”
The loveable little chap added: “We can trace our bloodline back to the fourth century. I doubt your lineage goes back for more than a fortnight, or else you wouldn’t be living in what is essentially a prison colony, and can at best be described as ‘the semi-thinking person’s Australia’.”
The royal mischief-maker’s hilarious joke raise titters from beguiled onlookers. Naughty George responded: “You could all die tomorrow and you would be forgotten by Friday.”
However the young prince’s proud father William took him aside and gently reminded the personality-packed infant that although it was okay to think those things, he should not say them out loud.
